MEL
30, a rundown whore, thin, bony and pale with a chipped front tooth, in a
fine selection of goodwill chic topped of with cowboy boots and an
oversized purse. Mel is certainly not the Vegas type whore; for her it
almost seems as if she made a conscious choice pursuing her ‘career’.
She is not a drug wreck, but she is skinny and pale, smoking and
drinking like a sailor. She may or may not have severe health issues
(she is coughing really bad and has a rash on her face…not sure if it’s
her lifestyle or if her health is on the line). Aside all that she is
sort of cute in her very own ways.
(yay, more whores! but she’s a unique whore because she’s certainly not the Vegas type. and, besides, “aside from all that she is sort of cute” so it makes it all okay. yay!)
FEMME FATALE
A young girl 18-25 years of age (ethnicity open) to play the femme
fetale of the film. The girl we seek is a young luminous Angelina Jolie
type. We need someone so beautiful it would be believable she could lure
two lifelong friends to become enemies.
(believe it or not, I’ve actually read this same character description MANY times- “so beautiful” to make friends become enemies. what does that even mean? and is beauty really our only asset? ok, and stepping off my soap box…)
TRINAE
Lead / Female / African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic, Ethnically Ambiguous / 18 – 22
**PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE
COMFORTABLE WITH** LEGAL 18+ A sexy, barely legal, like girl. Precocious
teenager. Three way kissing as well as- kissing breast. No Nudity.
(well at least there’s no nudity, right? just, “kissing breast”)
LUCY
Lead / Female / All Ethnicities /18 – 30
Lesbian stripper Femme Fatale
(love it- straight and to the point)
CATHERINE
Lead / Female / Caucasian, Hispanic, Middle Eastern / 20 – 35 / Nudity / Sexual Situations
A Young Innocent Nun working at a church. When her sister gets murdered
she is convinced that she is responsible to find out the murderer. She
leaves the church and becomes a bartender at a strip club where her
sister used to work at to find out the details of her sister’s murder.
*SEXUAL SITUATIONS/NUDITY: She has one scene where she dances topless
for the club owner in order to get a job there. She has one explicit sex
scene with a guy (suspect). Topless shown from front and full back
nudity, She has one scene where she dances topless with another girl on
stage and she makes out with her. YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH
EVERYTHING …
(do you know how many variations to this character there are in the daily breakdowns? girl-next-door-turned-stripper, high-school-teacher-turned-whore, but you gotta love young-innocent-nun-turned-topless-dancer!)
PAINT GIRL
Lead / Female / All Ethnicities /18 – 30
We need a very hot, sexy girl to sell paint. It is a commercial, there is no dialogue.
(because hot sexy girls can sell anything! yes, even paint! I once saw this great ad selling tile flooring and it was a naked woman with two tiles covering her boobs. awesome.)
CONSUELA VALDARAMA
Supporting / Female / 25 – 35 / Hispanic
Consuela is Justin’s assistant. She looks like a sexual harassment case
just waiting to happen with her figure. She exudes sex appeal, but she
is very competent and keeps Justin on top of everything at the office.
He would be lost without her sharp wit and guiding hand. Sofia Vergara
type.
(“sexual harassment case just waiting to happen”???? I don’t even know where to begin with that one. I mean, seriously… also, I love how sex appeal and competency are contradictory in this person’s eyes **NOTE: I was going through the breakdowns and this one was still up ONE MONTH after it was posted. Hmmm, guess they just can’t find that one perfect actor for the part…)
CLAIRE-B
Lead / Female / All Ethnicities / 27-37
**PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE
COMFORTABLE WITH** CLAIRE-B is one half of the Claire character. She is
the ID. She is sassy and smart and enthusiastic and uninhibited.
Claire-B will be taking her clothes off and covering her self with
cocobutter. She will be rubbing and stroking her breasts and crotch
area. **MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH TOPLESS NUDITY. ALL OTHER NUDITY WILL
ONLY BE IMPLIED** **WE WILL WORK WITH YOU ON YOUR COMFORT LEVEL**
(I mean, do they want someone to audition for this part? Covering herself with cocobutter …)
A FASHONISTA OF TRAVEL
Lead / Female / All Ethnicities / 18-30
Looking for the princess of travel. Spa lover, Mall expert, restaurant
connoisseur. Someone that loves the lap of luxury and lives in it
always. Big plus if you have the financial backing to support your
extravagant life style. Not looking for Actors, we are in search of real
people with the love of travel.
(right, cuz what the hell would actors be doing on a site like LA casting reading a post like this? and, um, stereotype much? I know, I know, there are women like this, but do we really need more “princess” “spa lover” “lap of luxury” types on reality shows right now? yeah, didn’t think so)
So here’s the thing. These characters could very well be great, interesting, deep, layered, or complicated people and they just had unfortunate character descriptions, and they could very well be a part of really great films helmed by really great directors. All I’m saying is, let’s get a little diversity in these types!
Some more Fun Female Breakdowns.
